wonder-mechanic:

Oh, I think I’ll go look back at my old favorites on youtube because I want to see that one old video that I really use to lov—

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steven-stoned:

OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

The only one who escaped the blast that killed thousands and you have no idea how you survived?

oecologia:

Eruption of Puyehue Puyehue National Park, Chile (by Francisco Negroni).

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

selenerpatrol:

i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two

girls are so great

ladyoftheshieldarm:

LotR Meme » 1/9 Characters » Aragorn, son of Arathorn
Your time will come. You will face the same evil, and you will defeat it.

Maleficent (2014)

davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

ennybunny:

corsmos:

Oh my gods.

Waldo from the Where’s Waldo books

He wears stripes

because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

i’m gonna hit something.

plz-save-me-from-the-monsters:

dlubes:

theamazonprince:

internetexplorers:

*accidentally sucks your dick*

you just described gay porn

aw cmon gay porn has more plot than that. its more like

*delivers your pizza*

*accidentally sucks your dick*

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